I Don’t Fart Tshirt

I Don’t Fart Tshirt

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I Don’t Fart Tshirt

A colorful, cheeky unicorn design featuring the hilarious saying “I Don’t Fart, I Just Whisper in My Pants—Sometimes It’s a Scream.” A fun, playful choice for unicorn lovers, sarcastic humor fans, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh.

  • 5.3 oz.,
  • 100% preshrunk cotton
  • Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
  • Seamless rib at neck
  • Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
  • Double-needle stitching throughout
  • Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
  • Tear away label
  • Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
  • 7/8" collar
  • Classic fit

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